http://contestguru.com/contestnews/general-comments/laws-of/ Contest News for Writers, Poets, Photographers, Designers and Cooks Thu, 04 Dec 2008 06:53:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.4 http://contestguru.com/contestnews/general-comments/laws-of/#comment-20 Sat, 23 Sep 2006 15:17:07 +0000 http://contestguru.com/contestnews/general-comments/laws-of/#comment-20 ADDTHESE TO THE LAWS - HARRISON'S AXIOMS FOR HOMEOWNERS: Axiom #1 - THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “SMALL” JOB. Axiom #2 - NO MATTER HOW THE JOB TURNS OUT, YOUR WIFE WILL BE SURE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER TO CALL AN EXPERT Axiom #3 - SHE IS PROBABLY RIGHT Axiom # 4 - NEVER TELL YOUR WIFE AXIOM THREE! ADDTHESE TO THE LAWS - HARRISON’S AXIOMS FOR HOMEOWNERS:
Axiom #1 - THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “SMALL” JOB.
Axiom #2 - NO MATTER HOW THE JOB TURNS OUT, YOUR WIFE WILL BE SURE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER TO CALL AN EXPERT
Axiom #3 - SHE IS PROBABLY RIGHT
Axiom # 4 - NEVER TELL YOUR WIFE AXIOM THREE!

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